“He used to piss on sharks” – as an article sub-header, that’s pure gold! Lol. Silly boy though…he could have had SUCH a mishap, really. “I wouldn’t recommend it”, he says. Really, Jim? Lucky you still have your “ding-a-ling”, I reckon! Maybe he used it as a truncheon before pissing on it? Knock the poor shark out first? Lol
Wonder if it was a wobbegong? Lol. That’s an even better header, “I pissed on a wobbegong with my ding-a-ling”! Lol. I can’t help myself. I really DO NOT need any encouragement to find extra innuendo in things.