This man SERIOUSLY gives me a microphone fetish! He has SO many ways of holding a mic – and, you know, mics are all phallic and stuff. 

JIM, JUST STOP IT! STOP MAKING ME HAVE UNSAVOURY THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND MICROPHONES!

My beautiful Goth Prince: Laird Dash Fandango

I’m the one needing a fan – for my “dango”. Lol.