Sardonically Speaking…

I know that from seeing the Velvet Underground documentary my feeling on Lou Reed was left being quite….disparaging. There was little positivity to be gained from how he was portrayed in that. A remarkable writer and intellect, yes…but not a person you could imagine yourself wanting to spend much time with.

Jim talking about the paradox within the construct of time – a minute feeling like an hour, and vice versa? I could imagine a minute in the presence of a “not in the mood” Lou Reed would feel like hours.

Then I watched this this morning. And yes, he is being a sardonic asshat but he is also being very humorous in a good way. He’s incredulous at the amateurish nature of the interviewer. Poor guy! I feel for him. But unless he got this interview right at the very last minute – WHY hadn’t he done his research?!

It left me feeling … and I feel awful almost for saying it – because there is a sense of schadenfreude watching it – warming to Lou. That he obviously did mellow somewhat over time. That is very apparent to me watching this clip.

The title of the video is slightly misleading…

Swede Sensation!

I listened to this last night (see link at the end of post). Wow! OMG – the Swedish crowd at this place LOOOOVE them! They just love them! It’s on a par with listening to a Glasgow gig for audience reception.

It’s a gig recorded from the crowd so the quality varies. Jim is not always super clear but the sound from the music is good enough. It would be fab if there was a better quality version of this gig out there somewhere. But in lieu of that, to have this one is enough.

Only the fifth airing of Someone Somewhere In Summertime and the crowd just absolutely love it already!

Just…the reactions from the crowd. This really makes the whole gig. The reception songs like Sweat In Bullet, Promised You A Miracle, I Travel and, in particular, Sons And Fascination get are just wonderful.

And the crowd sings along too! I wanted to cry tears of joy when Jim intros Sons And Fascination and the crowd are already chanting “Semi Monde!” before the song even starts! I love this crowd. I could imagine being in the throng and feeling like I was in amongst “my people” – you know what I mean?

And I really love this version of Room as well. I love it when Room has a little bit of the Velvets Rock N Roll in the middle of it. I almost wish they’d have covered it properly.

I know this is the “DUH!” statement coming up but – I LOVE JIM! I really, really love Jim.

I’ll confess that my initial interest in this gig was purely because it was on the day of this gig that Jim wrote the lyrics to New Gold Dream (the song) … and I just have this lasting image in my head…

He supposedly had the words come to him while he was in the bath. Before the gig? After the gig? I’ve no idea but…I just enjoy the imagery it conjures up in my head of this…ADONIS…languishing in a bath and then…


In mind’s eye, it’s a GLORIOUS image! There’s not a towel to be seen. 😜🤓❤️

Anyway, forgive my ogling perversion. The link to the YT clip of the gig is below. It really is a good’un. Not so much for sound quality – but for atmosphere – it’s definitely a new favourite.


Gigs, Glam and Boy Bands

A couple of things to highlight from recent days. One is an interview (well, part one of an interview said Neil Saint in reply to a comment left on the FB post) with Kenny Hyslop about his days in Slik. You can listen to the interview by clicking HERE

UPDATE: There is a part two of Kenny’s interview with Neil Saint in which he talks about his time with SM. You can listen to that HERE

Kenny with Jim – the grapple is real, my friends! Oooh la la!

I’m still yet to listen to it myself, but will do imminently. And I will link to part two when it airs.

The other is this (linked below)! A rare 1979 bootleg of the Minds playing a gig at Orebro University in Sweden. It was on November 1st, 1979. I have just turned nine years old the day before and Real To Real Cacophony is about to be released.

I don’t think this is a full set on this bootleg, but it’s more extensive than what I’ve been exposed to from this gig previously. There’s a good blend of tracks from Life In A Day and Real To Real. Premonition is a bit of a cut up job and Jim fluffs on lyrics several times throughout. Nerves getting the better of him, I guess. Fluffing only in the sense that lyrics end up out of order – and I am far too much of a pedant not to notice. In amongst the album tracks there’s also Here Comes The Fool and their cover of White Light/White Heat getting an airing.

I started listening to it last night and had to stop before hearing WL/WH and Chelsea Girl.

Obviously it isn’t the best bootleg going as far as sound quality is concerned. It has its moments though, and I am always appreciative of there being bootlegs from so early on to listen to. Jim even has a go at engaging with the crowd! Which I find amazing for that period, because he rarely utters a word at this point in time. And when he does talk, he sounds as nervous as hell!

Rare Kerr Photos Are Like Buses

Yesterday four arrived and then today, another four! The first one is another from the photoshoot at the Olympic Stadium in Stockholm, and the next is one from the day before the gig, taken on June 8th, 1989. So I kind of now have a complete set of photos of the Street Fighting Years gig for Stockholm.

The next is by a photographer called Ronald Siemoneit. There’s no date on the back, but I would guess by Jim’s hair and what he’s wearing, esp. the belt he has on, that it was taken in 1983. The photographer was based in Berlin, so I would also assume it to have been taken at a German gig, most likely in Berlin. They played Berlin on March 24th, 1983 and Jim is wearing that same white t-shirt with the rolled-up sleeves and that big belt.

Lastly, another Michael Hohmann one from the same gig as the previous two of his that I got. Again, no date or venue but I would say they are from 1980. And most likely either of the support slots they had for Peter Gabriel in Berlin – one on September 4th at the Deutschelandhalle, the other on September 19th at Stadion. Looks more likely to be the former as it’s a smaller venue and indoors.

There’s a possibility it could be Kant Kino but Jim looks more like how he appeared in the latter part of 1980 in the photos. The photos (in the Michael Hohmann set) are definitely no later than 1980 anyway.

Beyond the immediate enjoyment of ogling Jim, I love the history that’s attached to them. I absolutely treasure these things. I love this aspect of collecting memorabilia.

I also did get a copy of Next Big Thing, which I will discuss in a separate and relevant post.

New Kerrsday Treasures

Some new arrivals for this Kerrsday.

The first three are all promo photos taken of Jim inside the Olympic Stadium in Stockholm.

The black and white photo has a newspaper headline attached to it on the back that translates in English as saying, “Jim Kerr in Simple Minds visited Stockholm Stadium on Saturday, where the band will play on June 9.”

The three photos have dates stamped on them. The two colour ones are dated April 1st, 1989, (a date of March 31st has been crossed out on one of them). The B&W one is dated March 31st, 1989. Checking what day of the week it was then, it tells me Saturday was April 1st.

It would seem from this that Jim made the trip esp. to get the promo shots done at the stadium. I was sceptical, but it is definitely the stadium in Stockholm that he’s been photographed inside.

Finally, the smaller photo (actual size is 7×5 inches) of an even younger Jim was taken backstage at Kant Kino on March 3rd, 1980.

Timely photos, all of them. (He looks a right poser in the one the Swedish newspaper chose to print to promote the concert. Lol)

I Wish Life Could Be Swedish Magazines…

The line from Iggy Pop’s Five Foot One could not be a more appropriate title because, right now, I DO wish “life could be Swedish magazines”. Well, newspapers might be more accurate.

Anyway, that’s semantics.

This morning on the Simple Minds Official Group (or should that now just be “Simple Minds Group”?), a Swedish fan shared a few images from local newspapers featuring SM.

I commented saying how awesome they were and gave a thanks for sharing. He replied to me, telling me that the Swedish National Library’s archive is open to the public during April and he’d be searching the archive and found some things.

And there is SO MUCH MORE than he shared on SMOG! A veritable treasure trove of previously unseen photos, articles and gig reviews, etc. It’s a pain in the bum to go through on a Smartphone or tablet/mobile device, so I’ll fire up the laptop tomorrow and see what I can find and try and get a better copy of the things I’ve seen so far – and more.

But for now…here is a small rough sample of the treasures in the Swedish Newspaper archive. The first pic is a very early one from 1979, all the rest are from 1981-1982.

If you are wanting to, you can search through the archive HERE. A huge thanks to Micke for posting about this today.



Am I dreaming this or is Jim wearing ANIMAL PRINT LEG WARMERS???!!!



Kenny or Jim? The tussle is real. Erm…THREESOME?! I WISH! Then again, Kenny’s troosers are worryingly high. Lol. Jim’s are not much lower to be fair…


Woe-gan House Freeze Off – “40” Tour Dates, 2020

I “wakened up” (as a certain Mr Kerr would say) at 3.30am having had a mixed and slightly fitful sleep. The reason? I had decided when it was announced Jim would be on the Zoe Ball Breakfast show on Radio 2 a couple of weeks back to bite the bullet and head on in to see him. Well…that was the hope.

My thinking being…if the news is big enough that he’s on with Zoe Ball, he’ll be there in the studio, NOT on the phone!

I got myself ready and had a taxi booked by 4.30am. My target was the 5.08am train to St Pancras.

I was actually running early and made the 4.50am train in! I got to St Pancras at 5.30am and made my target of being outside Wogan House (adjacent to Broadcasting House, where the Radio 2 studios are based) by 6.15am.

The celeb spotting started almost immediately with Paul Gambaccini leaving the building just a few minutes after I arrived.

Also shortly after I arrived, a man appeared and stood near me.

Firstly, there was no Zoe Ball. Nicki Chapman was presenting for her this morning. That was the first slight worry.

I was listening in while standing outside freezing my tits off. Ian Waite appeared and walked through the doors. Then some 45 minutes later he left again.

And just before 8am, Ken Bruce appeared and walked in.

After the Strictly news with Ian Waite, Nicki said “and Jim Kerr will be coming in later…” and I thought “OMG! YES! I have made the right choice coming down here!

Subsequent mentions after that she had changed it to “and I’ll be chatting to Jim Kerr…” Oh, shit! Why have you changed the wording, Nicki?

Once the 8am news happened I was thinking “he’ll be here soon. He’ll be here soon. Any minute now.” Then there was a thing on Thunderbirds. “Okay, any minute he should turn up. He’ll be on soon. Come on, Jim! Where are you?”

Then the traffic report happens. And then it all became too clear as Nicki said “I’ll be talking to Jim Kerr next.” Well…he hadn’t appeared. There are no other doors for him to enter through. FUCK! He’s phoning in from Glasgow!


As much as I was thinking before today “it’s the risk I take. If he’s there, he’s there. If not then…I won’t get disheartened.” Pfffft! That’s what I DELUDED myself into believing anyway.

So, he was a no show. The man who came and stood near me had been with me the whole time. As soon as it was apparent Jim was not coming, so walked off. So he was obviously waiting for Jim too. At least I wasn’t the only saddo hoping against hope. Lol.

I walked off too…but was still listening to the show and Jim talking to Nicki. I heard the song too, which, did not register with me until today is a King Creosote cover! Of course!

So…the first gig I have lined up for 2020 has more significance than I first anticipated. But NOW…I may see a Simple Minds gig BEFORE King Creosote. For we had TOUR NEWS! Jim actually did announce a European/UK tour for Feb/Mar/April 2020. See below! Obviously all further details are available through Simple Minds’ various social media.

And so, despite trying not to be disappointed about not seeing Jim…I was a little. You know. It was an effort. Up at 3.30am. Out the door at 4.30am. At Wogan House by 6.15am. Stood there until 8.40am, freezing to death as I had not put enough layers on, needing the loo, but also thirsty and gasping for coffee.

I consoled myself by going to a Starbucks and having a spiced pumpkin latte and a lemon muffin.

I then walked for miles and ended up at Shaftsbury Ave and into China Town. I just walked about wasting time.

More compensation, this time in the form of a chai latte and (see pic) a lovely slice of passionfruit cake.

I had a gift with me for Jim. It’ll have to wait for a future time.

Finally…for your lugholes…here’s For One Night Only (unless you are a MEGA Simple Minds fan! One night is NEVER enough! Lol. And I mean all the innuendo that is laced with. Yes! Lol)

I’m off for a lie down!

Simple Minds – Celebrates Forty Years In The Music Industry – Zero Magazine, Sweden

The original feature can be viewed here, but with the magic of Google Translate, here’s the English transcript…complete with the questions asked and answered by Jim. Enjoy!

Simple Minds is not only current with its eighteenth full-length Walk Between Worlds. They also celebrate the impressive forty years in the industry. Zero had a long and interesting conversation with Jim Kerr, where everything from Swedish football legends to energetic eighties hit was discussed. As the dot of “in” we also let four Scandinavian musicians ask each other for their old idol.

Tempus fugit – time flies “. These words of wisdom from the Roman national scale Vergilius can not be contested. It is now forty-one years since the calendar showed in 1978.

1978 was the year when a peace agreement was signed between Israel and Egypt, the year when the world’s first test tube child saw the light of the day and the year in which Ingemar Stenmark won double World Cup medals in Garmisch-Partenkirchen.

1978 was also the year when music history began to be written in Scottish Glasgow. The punk group Johnny & The Self Abusers, with both childhood friends Jim Kerr and Charlie Burchill in the lead, underwent a few member changes, changed the set and took a new name from a stunts in the David Bowie song “The Jean Genie” (he’s so simple- minded, he can not drive his module …). The following year, they released their debut album, Life in a Day, and “the rest is history”, which so freakishly is hot.

“The idea that Simple Minds has been on for four decades is truly breathtaking,” recognizes Jim Kerr with a laugh when Zero calls him. But we try not to think too much about it. Instead, we do our best to live in the present. We try to make as curious and hungry as possible, make discs that we can be proud of and constantly look forward to.

Simple Minds recently released its eighteenth full-length Walk Between Worlds. According to the motto “Quality goes in front of quantity”, the album has only eight songs and tickes in the forty forty minutes.

“When the CD went through, it became popular to make really long albums. The discs would like to contain sixteen songs and be more than an hour long. Sure it’s nice to be generous to listeners, but the problem is that nobody can make such long slices that are good right through. Not even David Bowie, Kraftwerk or Prince. There are always transport stretches and tracks that you just skip. I prefer the classic, concise vinyl format. So Walk Between Worlds has four songs on “every page”. All the songs are strong in themselves, while forming an interesting whole together.

Friends of Simple Minds early eighties can rejoice in picking up the synthesizers seriously again. At least in a couple of songs. Both “Summer” and “The Signal and the Noise” could well have been forgotten recordings from the time around Sons and Fascination.

“My band mate Charlie Burchill is very fond of visiting specialty stores and buying used instruments while on tour, Jim says. He is always in search of “bargain” and in recent years he has accumulated many old analog syntheses. So I was not particularly surprised when he sent me demos that had an eighties inspired new wave feel. However, we did not decide to “make a retro disc”. It’s not our thing. The past is the past. But it was quite natural to go back to an electronic sound in some songs.

Another song that stands out on Walk Between Worlds is “Utopia”, which almost hoveres with its suggestive atmosphere and warm refrain.

“Utopia” is definitely one of my personal favorites on the album, Jim points out. It’s about what the music meant to me. How it turned into magic places, to “utopian resorts”, where I felt happy and able to gather new energy. The text lines “body trembled, needle fell” are not about drugs, but about the amazing feeling when a pickup pin hits a vinyl disc. It hurts and you get the breath full of expectation. It’s almost a religious experience. Many have said that “Utopia” reminiscent of something from Roxy Musics Avalon album, which is both flattering and thematic, because Avalon is also a magical and mythical place …

Over the past month, Simple Minds has been on the European Tour, where they offered a balanced mix between old and new.

“We’ve played a lot from Walk Between Worlds, which feels like one of our most appreciated discs for a long time, but also ran older favorites like” In Travel “and” Celebrate “. Of course, it has also become a couple of eighties in new vintage.

In most major band catalogs there is a song that can either be described as “a classic” or as “completely fragmented”. A song that the band members themselves are really tired of, while knowing that it has the potential to lift any concert. It may be a “Just Can’t Get Enough”, a “Don’t You Want Me”, a “Sunday Bloody Sunday” … or if it’s called Simple Minds a “Don’t You”.

“That song really changed everything,” Jim reveals. From having previously played at regular clubs, we suddenly began to be booked to big venues. From having lived quite an anonymous life, we suddenly began to be recognized everywhere. However, the successes had a backside. The song became almost bigger than the band. Even today, I often hear “Yes, Simple Minds, You Well, Who Made It” Don’t You (Forget About Me) “. Then it seems tempting to answer: “Certainly, we did it … and a hundred other, much better songs”, but I usually bite myself in the hand instead, haha. No, seriously, we have actually been reconciled with “Don’t You”. There was a period when we did not want to know it, but now it’s actually fun to connect with a song and a movie that has meant so much to so many.

However, it was not obvious that Simple Minds would get “Don’t You” and that it would be a megahit. Jim tells about the story behind the song.

“Our record company wanted us to stay up to date and suggested that we join a soundtrack for an American youth movie. We liked both the idea and what the movie Breakfast Club was for. On the other hand, we were not as fond of recording a song as someone else had written. Especially not one that rumors that both Bryan Ferry and Billy Idol had rejected no. When we heard the demo of “Don’t You” we were honestly not particularly impressed. But after all, there was something special about the song. However, it needed a real Simple Minds touch to make us feel comfortable with it. So we wrote a new intro, made the song miserable and “popped up” it by adding “hey, hey, hey, hey”, “oooh” and “lalalala” in fitting places. We dreamed about going through the United States and saw no need to save the gun, haha.

Jim and his man met in the dot. “Don’t You” became one of the best-selling singles in 1985 and the subsequent Once Upon a Time hit an impressive tenth place on the US list. Among the band’s early fans, however, it was complained about the radio-friendly and more mainstream-sounded sound.

“I understand that those who discovered us through Empires and Dance felt confused or alienated by our more commercial eighties discs, philosophizing Jim. I respect that they thought “Hang on a minute, this is not my thing anymore …”. But for us it was a matter of course to test new stuff. In our tour bus we used to play mix bands where we turned Kraftwerk and Blondie with Van Morrison, Bruce Springsteen and Diana Ross. With that in mind, it may not be weird that our own discs also went in all directions. How can I explain it? A cook does not just want to cook the same right year out and year in. An author does not just want to write the same kind of books all the time. For us, who love music, it was very important to face new challenges. Sometimes people have asked me about Simple Minds’s postpunk, electropop, stadium rock or celtic pop. “We are all that and much more”, I usually answer. A band, like a human being, may have multiple pages? It’s all about feeling and for me, both Empires and Dance and Street Fighting Years have that special Simple Minds feeling we sought.

After a few years as one of the world’s biggest bands, however, there was gravel in the machinery and Simple Minds ended up in a vicious circle. In the 1990s the production rate was lowered, while the discs sounded more streamlined and sold all the worse.

“The problem was that Simple Minds had become an industry,” said Jim. The creative bite often ended up in other places, and many of those discs became too bland and market-adapted. I regret it? Certainly, we had done a lot of different things. But then we thought we did everything right. We dreamed of becoming a big band and we became a really big band. But the medal turned out to have a back. We lost ourselves on the way. Thus, not saying that it was completely lost years. A couple of songs from the period like “Real Life” and “Hypnotised” I think a lot about and we still play them live.

In 1999, Simple Minds reached a bottom position. They had problems with their record company, their planned disc leaked on the Internet and the air went out of them completely. When Jim and his band colleagues did not see any way forward, they decided to take a break indefinitely.

“The years between forty and fifty can be a heavy phase in life. It’s a period when you realize that you start aging and pondering a lot. I was suffering from a depression around the turn of the century and questioned my career. Maybe it was time to do something else? So I completely stopped the music, moved to Sicily and started a hotel instead. This could well have been the end of Simple Minds, but after a while I learned to know some local amateur musicians on the island. I watched one of their concerts and was touched by their fun of joy. It made me remember how fun we had when we started Simple Minds once in a while. A few weeks later, the hobby band asked if I wanted to go and have a night. I was initially doubtful, but decided to keep up with it. On that road I found back to the music again. I will always be endlessly grateful to the guys in Sicily for that …

The past decade in Simple Mind’s history has been the brighter. Both last full lengths, Graffiti Soul and Big Music, have both received good criticism and achieved honorable placements on the sales lists. Very well, Jim is very pleased with where the band is now.

“When you are young, you think everything is about inspiration. Nowadays, I know that hard work is counting in the end. Of course, I am proud of all the successes we have had. But I’m more proud that we’ve survived. As the wise Neil Young once said, “It doesn’t count so much what you do when you’re young. It’s when you’re older and you’ve been beaten up, and you’re full of doubt and you don’t have the same energy… it’s what you do then that really counts.” Just so. We have fought us through many adversities. We have learned what is important and what really matters. Now I try to make as much fun as possible and make the most of every record recording or concert.

Of course, it is also a plus that Simple Minds can now enjoy a cult status on the music scene. Jim tells us that a number of younger colleagues have sought him up and showed his appreciation.

– Billy from Smashing Pumpkins, Damon from Blur and Thom from Radiohead have all come up on various occasions and told how much Simple Minds has meant them. It felt very nice and flattering! A few years ago, I also took a beer with James Dean Bradfield, the singer of Manic Street Preachers, who told us that Empires and Dance is one of his favorite albums. My children, who are great Manics fans, were really impressed. They did not think that any cool person could actually like Simple Minds, haha.

During his long career, Jim has met with interesting cultural personalities. However, nothing strikes what he experienced in a small studio north of Cardiff 1979.

“We were in Rockfield Studios in the countryside of Wales and worked with our second album, Real to Real Cacophony. Reputation had heard that Iggy Pop would be there at the same time. He would have the big studio and we the little one. We hoped to run on him in the garden, but of course he did not like it. But one evening it knocked on our studio door. It was Iggy and a couple of his companions who wanted to say “hello”. We were first overwhelmed, but Iggy was both cool and friendly, so we managed to relax and get the most out of the visit. Iggy asked if we might want to help with background songs on one of his songs. “My friend David will also be with,” he mentioned in passing. So we watched over to Iggy’s studio the following night. There David Bowie and Iggy Pop waited for us. It was a completely surreal moment for me, a twenty-year-old guy who had grown up with Bowie’s and Iggy’s music and regarded them as gods. Bowie suggested that I should sit between him and Iggy and sing in the same microphone as them. “Oh … okay”. Then we recorded “Play it Safe” that ended up on Iggy’s Soldier album. If our names were not on the cover, I thought I was dreaming all the way …

In addition to his major cultural interest, Jim is also a giant football fan. The favorite team, for which he has invested a lot of time and money, is of course Celtic F.C. It is therefore unbelievable that he has a lot to say about a terrestrial man from Helsingborg, who during his time in the white-green shirt became known as a notorious goalkeeper.

– There is only one way to describe Henrik Larsson: a real class act. The guy was fantastic at the football field. He gave the Celtic fans so much joy. It was a sad day when he left Scotland. I am very welcome to Sweden and to some extent, it is probably Henrik Larsson’s profit, haha.

As cream on the mash, Zero also gave four Scandinavian electropoppers the opportunity to ask each other to Jim Kerr. The result was as follows:

That last sentence was translated from English…

You don’t get many periods in your life when it all goes your way…