Flirty, Flirty Boy! 

He was having a “pity party” about “no one” but him and Charlie liking Neapolis. Lol. Bunkum! 

Anyway…I no longer need to dream about him threatening to whip me – he’s only bloody gone and done it!!! Lol (THREATENED to whip me, that is. Well, he didn’t actually SAY he’d WHIP me…just his “revenge” would be swift and merciless! – and will hopefully involve a mic cord)

Cor, blimey, Gov! I need a lie down! I’ve come over all unnecessary…

*towels self*